DIPPING MY TOE INTO THE HUMAN RESOURCES POND ...

A SCUMMY POND WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF ALGAE WHO CAN'T WRITE A COVER LETTER

In the past month, I have become a one-man HR department at our public relations agency -- much like my hero Toby, the HR manager from NBC's "The Office." Stay tuned for my tales -- including the woman who wrote to tell me that "her mussels" were sore from a car accident and the woman who asked me if she should follow the directions on our company website to get to our office building for her interview.

I don't make this shit up, either.